tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post3527074943160789046..comments2024-03-04T06:49:58.529-05:00Comments on The Nerdy Teacher: F in Exams - The very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers - by Richard BensonThe Nerdy Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00967718792957188554noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post-25375714727385388152011-09-05T16:46:59.520-04:002011-09-05T16:46:59.520-04:00In a literature test, one question is, "what&...In a literature test, one question is, "what's the flashback in the story?" A student answers, "The name of the bag the kid was carrying."seda ozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15096882708847075894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post-53831982636439865352011-09-04T06:05:09.467-04:002011-09-04T06:05:09.467-04:00In the instructions to a test for my eighth grade ...In the instructions to a test for my eighth grade social studies class, I had written, "Please answer each question thoughtfully and thoroughly, if you desire full-credit."<br /><br />A student then wrote, as the answer to the first, (and only question he attempted,) "I don't negotiate with terrorists."Korihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00854655770513344338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post-86827537942548692552011-09-03T07:01:38.292-04:002011-09-03T07:01:38.292-04:00I jumped from Middle School teacher to second grad...I jumped from Middle School teacher to second grade teacher in one year. While teaching the concept of symmetry, the dialogue went as follows:<br /><br />"This leaf is symmetrical. When I fold it down the stem, the edges match up," Then I asked, "Is this paper symmetrical?"<br /><br />"Yes," the class answered.<br /><br />"Is this paper doll symmetrical?"<Janet Abercrombiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16036743104879756997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post-36476079305102676962011-09-02T18:50:03.971-04:002011-09-02T18:50:03.971-04:00The history question was something along the lines...The history question was something along the lines of, why were young people more likely to protest the Vietnam war. His answer, they had more energyTardisMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11584534951460173463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005114591173102634.post-36037256437628016292011-09-02T00:05:37.488-04:002011-09-02T00:05:37.488-04:00When filling out the demographics section: Sex Stu...When filling out the demographics section: Sex Student raises hand and asks what does my sex life have to do with this test?brivashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18178112740776912279noreply@blogger.com